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A cumshot in the mouth followed by a shot of vodka
My friend had a Soviet Abortion last night
'Spooky Abortion' is when you plan on having an abortion on your baby (for your own personal reasons...) but your plans go wrong either it's the pills or medication but the baby comes out on surprise without you expecting it.
Tim... The baby came out.... it was a Spooky Abortion!
The act of the government denying an abortion to a woman forcing her to grow and give birth to the unwanted child.
The Alabama government Abortion Raped me after I accidentally got pregnant.
A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"
Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
.....
Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.
A person who is so stupid that their lack of intelligence goes off the charts. This person really should have been swallowed.
Mother: Stop watching My Little Pony porn and mow the lawn you overgrown abortion. This is why your father killed himself.