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Quite possibly the dumbest people on earth.
Australian Gamers are pathetic.
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the australian beard occurs when a chick either doesn't brazillian wax, or only focuses on the pelvis region and the lips and neglects and growth below there. When handling said pussy you find that hair starts up below the vagial hole and continues for some distance, hanging down a noticeable ways forming a beard of sorts. This is the kind of beard you definitely do not want to kiss.
"DUDE, i was gonna fuck alina last night but her australian beard was longer than my dick and i ran out of there as fast as i could!"
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The act of stripping down to one's underwear or boxers for an extended period of time. Usually done as a means of relaxation for middle-aged Australian men after a hard day's work.
"Crack a VB open for me luv, after that hard yakka I'm gonna rock my Australian Tuxedo!"
Craig put on the Australian Tuxedo, with no consideration to those around him.
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When you're sex on the beach with a girl and you pull out, stick your dick in the sand and place it back in her and she screams like a seagull
Bro I just did the Australian Seagull, my girlfriend hated it!
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A slutty woman from Australia with an accent that sounds Like a man. Who usually go all the way and fuck anything with two legs.
An Australian hoe is a cock loving bitch👉🏿👌
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The act of separating a pair of vaginal lips with a boomerang and blowing the inside like a motorboat.
I gave Susan an Australian motorboat last night.
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Middle aged man who is some what a know it all, who thinks he is a martial arts expert but would easily get his ass kicked by a child.
This guy wanted to fight me so I punched him in the guts and said piss off Macca you Australian cougar.
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