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A strange creature (possibly female human) who pretends to be able to sing. Uses lipsynching and dancing to distract it's audience from the obvious lack of talent. The majority of its fans are 10 year old retarded boys and girls who insist that "BRITNEY IS THE BEST!!!11!1" because they are too young to understand what real music is. It also likes to do drugs, flash its bajingo and shave its head.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Me: Did you see Britney Spears's performance last night? It was horrible...I think I've gone deaf.
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
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Rhyming slang for beers
The boys came over for a couple of britney spears, or, "Oi, Robbo, put those britney spears in the jayden leskie".
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A misunderstood pop star who is very down to earth and sweet. She bares her belly, wearing crop t-shirts because she's from the south, and if you've ever been to the south, then you'd know why. She took kids under her wing, becoming their idols, only to grow up as an adult and mature. "I'm not here to babysit you're children. If you have a problem with me, then change the channel!". She has a soulful voice, however, to sound more commercial, she sings in a nasal way. Despite sounding somewhat terrible on stage, Britney can indeed sing. Britney is also a songwriter, though does not take credit for most of her work, as she feels as the original producers and writers play a more important role than her in the making of songs. Britney has not lost her roots despite what people think, and has always stayed true at heart. Media can twist our thoughts; dont believe everything you read, gulliable fools!
Never being allowed to be a rebellious teen since she was always working at a young age, at the age of 25/26, losing herself in a world that seemed to be a fairytale was the only way she could hit reality; the only way to become rebellious was to seek the truth, and she seeked the truth.
Britney has been She seems to have overcome her dark ways and has embraced herself as a human being, looking at her two children, who she adores and loves, as inspiration and motivation for her.
Britney Spears is a southern girl. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Did you buy Britney Spears' album, Femme Fatale?" - John
"Yes! It was amazing!" - Sophie
Britney Spears is not fake, unlike Lady GaGa. She understands her role in the music industry and tries to take advantage of her situations. Controversy follows her name, but at the end of the day, Is it her fault?
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New cockney rhyming slang for 'tears'
It all ended in Britney Spears
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The number one entertainer! She is gorgeous and has unbelievable talent. She works so hard and i admire what she does. Her work is breathtaking!
Hit me Baby One more Time!
I Love Rock and Roll!
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no offence but what have u got against her? yeh she shows her stomach alot but why not if its as good as hers?. so shes a bit raunchy shes no where near as slutty as Madonna and everyone frigin loves her. Madonna masterbated onstage and yet shes still a "music legend" all Britney did was wear a short top it aint that bad in comparison. If it wasnt her u were attacking it would be someone else. Now i'm not some britney freak fan i just think its kinda gay u all think shes satan when their are politicians that are way more fake and influencial on young peoples minds and lives.
person a: britney is satan
person b: grow up shes just a singer (who u probably secretly listen to)
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Britney spears IS :
>HOT
>GREAT PERFORMER
>Great dancer
>overall nice girl
Shes really hot, and who cares if she shows abit of SeX APPEAL? Most rnb, hip hop stars do and do people care, NO BECAUSE LIKING SEXY PPL FROM RNB AND HIP HOP IS COOL, BUT NOT BRITNEY SPEARS. Who cares if she lip syncs, she gives GREAT performances. She may not a role model for Children but in the entertainment industry who is?
Lets go see a concert?
Ok lets go to the britney spears one she gives great performances, you get what you pay for!
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