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A man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.
A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.
The tightest man alive.
Johnny: "Look at that lady-man, is he really drinking a West Coast cooler?"
Samuel: "Yeah, he is such a Sticky Bruce"
Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.
Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."
the only person who ever lived that was capable of kicking chuck norris's ass. he was killed by the triads for spreading knowledge of kung fu to the united states. (they had to poison him... if they sent their hitmen, none of them would make it out alive)
everything bruce lee ever did ever
only one that can beat Chuck Norris
check out Way of the Dragon cuz im not lying. Bruce Lee DID defeat Chuck Norris
(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.
"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"
A montage that consists of repetitive hardscoping and barrel-stuffs.
Guy: Did you see Nicole's new Montage?
Other Guy: Yeah, it was a Bruce-Tage.
basically going ape shit crazy bruce lee style, except in a black (notice its spelled "Leeroy" not Liroy)
Imma 'bout to go Bruce Leeroy on yo ass!