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The act of forcibly inserting your fist into a woman's vaginal cavity,in such a manner to draw excitement from said woman.
Give her the BRUUUUUUUCE!"I was brucing a girl last night
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One of the all-time greatest songwriters/recording artists/live performers the world has ever known. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA, 23 September 1949, in Freehold, New Jersey to be precise. He's known as "The Boss", kinda the way Elvis Presley is known as "The King". Springsteen's famous E Street Band always puts on an awesome show, and he knows how to please a crowd!
1. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA
2. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss
3. I saw Springsteen a few years ago, but last time he came to town the show was sold out so fast, I couldnt get a ticket!
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The only one that can kill Chuck Norris.
When Bruce Lee snapped Chuck Norris' neck in "Way of the Dragon", the space-time continuum ripped apart.
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A man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.
A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.
The tightest man alive.
Johnny: "Look at that lady-man, is he really drinking a West Coast cooler?"
Samuel: "Yeah, he is such a Sticky Bruce"
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Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.
Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."
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the only person who ever lived that was capable of kicking chuck norris's ass. he was killed by the triads for spreading knowledge of kung fu to the united states. (they had to poison him... if they sent their hitmen, none of them would make it out alive)
everything bruce lee ever did ever
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only one that can beat Chuck Norris
check out Way of the Dragon cuz im not lying. Bruce Lee DID defeat Chuck Norris
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