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The Good Captain

A golly good whovian, with a brilliant and hypnotizing Irish accent. Often refered to as 'The Captain' or 'Captain Epic'.

Random 1: "Have you heard The Good Captain recently?"
Random 2: "Uh, no?"
Random 1: "He is hypnotizing"

by anonymousasdfghjkl November 4, 2011


Captain 86

The individual who has been thrown out of a bar more times than any other; the captain of those who have been 86'd.

He's been thrown out more than anyone else, he's Captain 86.

by del fuego November 12, 2003


Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019


Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.

I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.

by Reid R December 9, 2008


Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.

Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.

by MrVVendetta November 29, 2015


captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023


Captain Nibbles

Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.

-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3

by Wizard Cat June 21, 2017