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made famous by kenny chesney in his song 'anything but mine'. 20-25 minutes east of chattanooga. also referred to sarcastically as 'cle-vegas', due to the lack of entertainment in this town. local highschool/college kids drive around for hours on weekends what is called 'the L', a stretch of main road just off the interstate the resembles the letter l. entertainment ammenties include a two screen theatre that used to be a porn theatre, walmart, and lee university.
There's always something to do in good ol' Cle-Vegas!
Cleveland, TN; isnt that where inbreeding started?
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When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.
That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.
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When the female vagina has become loose because of overusage the sides of the vagina flaps as she walks. Science has shown that all girls in cleveland have loose pussies.
Her cleveland sideslapper hit me in the face and gave me a black eye.
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1. n. The city that God forgot. Population is afflicted with a group inferiority complex that results in extreme anxiety and skepticism whenever one of its sports teams is in national spotlight, resulting in a colossal sports choke.
2. v. To be forgotten by God.
1. Mayor: Dear God, please help my city.
God: what city is that, your honor?
Mayor: Cleveland, Ohio.
God: Ummm, Cleveland? Oh, yeah, I forgot about your city. SORRY.
2. Captain, we're sinking fast. The Titanic has been Clevelanded.
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When you go home with a fugly chick and begin to sober up you realize you can't sleep with this girl. When she goes to the restroom to prepare herself for sex, you pull the sheets and covers down, dump all over the bed and pull the sheets back to cover your crap. Then run like hell!
Last night this chick took me home and as soon as she went to the bathroom i left her a cleveland raincheck in her bed!
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A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.
Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!
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The act of having diaria on ones chest then taking a solid poop on that persons chest and mix it with a spoon making a mildoo substance then you must finger that persons poop hole for about a minute then put your finger in your mouth and tickle your throat with it and suck the poo off of your finger then spit on the persons chest then pee on it then take a seat on the persons chest and roll back and forth while farting with massive diaria and make sure while you do so make sure your butt is facing the persons face. This act may take 2 hours or so.
My girlfriend cheated on me so i waited for her to sleep then gave her a cleveland stinker then ran like hell.
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