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An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.
Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!
The regurgitation of corporate jargon and buzz words in order to fit in with you corporate peers.
When I asked Julie a question on our zoom meeting, she asked me if “ we could take this off line and circle back when she could wrap her head around this.” She then told me “she would be out of pocket and in the meantime if I could email her a high lever, view from 50,000 feet, so when she comes back into the office she can be laser focused on the issue.” I have no idea what she was talking about because she was speaking in corporate tongues.
v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?
guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.
Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?
Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!
*Guys high five and disperse*
when corporations murder people
Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX
The chick at the office that sleeps with any and every guy trying to get ahead.
Man, did you hear.....she just got busted messing around with her third guy in the office...she's obviously the corporate inkwell; didn't these guys ever hear the term don't dip your pen in the company ink?
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When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:
if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
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Corporate Spladder (slang)- one's fall from the corporate ladder through being terminated, fired, laid off or pushed off. A tongue-in-cheek play on words in contrast to a North American concept of climbing the corporate ladder, a ladder said to be impossible to climb.
Created by two professional women, with corporate backgrounds, Corporate Spladder is a contemporary term for the aftermath of losing a job, what comes next and how it changes a person.
When I walked into work today, I had no idea I was going tob be fired. Talk about a total Corporate Spladder.
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