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creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit

by Sexydimma May 3, 2012


Filthy Creature

Micheal Hale

That Micheal Hale cunt, is a filthy creature. He spat on me!

by Unkowna December 14, 2018


Joey (Creature/species)

Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.

Joey (Creature/species) communicates through actions.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023


She-creature

Synonym for shemale or tranny.

That escort turned out to be a she-creature.

by J719S July 29, 2021


Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures

person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018


Unholy Creature Pose

A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.

Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.

Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now

by Scratchykit August 22, 2023


Creature of the night

A creature of the night is a person that is REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS. When you come across them, whether it be online or in person, you will have an intense reaction displaying your disgust that is uncontrollable, like a reflex. Creatures of the night are easily identifiable because they’re often very lonely, and desperate to get their hands on another human being for love and affection. Please avoid them at all cost for your own well-being.

Bro, Brooklyn is a fucking creature of the night, if you wanna smash use a paper bag.

by Frivoloustic October 26, 2019