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Crease Creature

A female who lurks around the hockey rink, looking for a new stick. An ugly version of a "Puck Slut", also see Slump Buster.

Kevin was hammered and found himself a crease creature to take home.

by Broberts November 05, 2015


deep space creature

Former Discord User "German Empire".

Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?

Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!

by The globglaglobgala. April 04, 2023


deep space creature

Former Discord User "German Empire".

Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?

Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!

by The globglaglobgala. April 04, 2023


Substitute Creature

An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.

EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.

McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah

by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 10, 2011


Other Creatures of a Woman Being

Used to describe trans femmes, particularly those in the Dallas, Texas area of Portland, Oregon.

I deserve not to gaze upon the Other Creatures of a Woman Being, lest they return my gaze and fill me with shame for having thought to try.

by dumpsterpumpkin February 12, 2025


Jibberwalky creature

It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.

The jibberwalky creature was a figment of my imagination until it did a breakdance on my back

by Cody5050 June 08, 2022


Joey (Creature/species)

Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.

Joey (Creature/species) communicates through actions.

by YouAddLeg April 01, 2023