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A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!
Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.
I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.
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A dump to be reckoned with.
A dump that outcompetes most normal dumps.
Jesus Christ I crapped an hour ago and it still stinks in here. That was one mean dump!
Taking that huge dump at home after being constipated during a trip.
The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.
Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.
His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.
a situation where your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't actually break up with you, but they ignore your texts, emails, and calls until you eventually give up the cause.
ashley: i haven't heard from my boyfriend in 5 days!
robin: have you tried to call him?
ashley: yeah, a few times! do you think a dragon destroyed his phone?
robin: no. it sounds like you got ignore dumped.
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