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To attempt to behave as a gentleman would. A gentleman, by definition is polite, courteous and drinks beverages with his "little" or "pinky" finger sticking out. Of late the term "Like a gentleman" has tended to be tack on to the end of a sentence for humourous effect, especially in the context of drinking alcoholic beverages. See also like a lord.
I'm going to drink this beer like a gentleman.
I was drunk last night, drunk as a gentlemen.
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This is a slang word for Chlamydia, which can produce a discharge from the penis, or pain when urinating.
Man, I have the worst case of Gentlemans drip! Or
Dude don’t have sex with her, I heard that rick got the Gentlemans drip from her.
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A gentleman's handshake is when one man inserts his hand into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his hand into the same woman's anus and the two men's hands meet somewhere inside her and they give a handshake.
Timmy walked into his mother's bedroom without knocking and saw that his father and uncle where engaged in a gentleman's handshake to the pleasure of his mother.
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the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump
usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet
especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories
it has nothing to do with poker
after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.
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A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.
Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.
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A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.
"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"
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The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
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