The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.
Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?
Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.
Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.
A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.
Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.
Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".
"Sarah has been acting weird lately."
"I think she has lostit-itis."
nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu means if youre not getting on my terraria server youre dead bitch
Person 1: nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu
Person 2: ok fine bro im getting on rn
Person 1: yea i got your family in my basement
Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines
Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.
A common disease caused by over-ingestion of content related to the 2021 animated horror comedy web series, Murder Drones, patients will have an increased attraction to robots, high counts of watch time on Murder Drones content, and a need to overanalyze the show
I am so sad right now bro, my friend watched Murder Drones and contracted MD-itis.