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Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd
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1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
to hassle someone; to waste someone's time. .
Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.
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One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!
High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.
Oh man we high jerked that man so hard!
the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously
i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!
A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.
A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.
Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?