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A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.
Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)
Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.
Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.
High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.
Oh man we high jerked that man so hard!
to hassle someone; to waste someone's time. .
Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.
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the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously
i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!
A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.
A person who deliberately drives through a puddle of snowy slush on the road with the intent on splashing a bystander.
Did you see that slush jerk?! He sped up and totally drenched me!
1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"