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Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.
Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!
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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?
Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.
This is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your cock after you've had a wank (fap). You shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scraps of tissue still attached and it's frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. It's a fucking nuisance tbh.
I was looking at the SEMA car show models and saw the one I was going to cum to. She was a stunning Latina. I shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my knob in there to catch all the spunk but when I went to take it away, I had a jizz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. I had to call my aunt Colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.
Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.
Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?
The accumiltion of Jizz from a long fap-free period.
Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!
The high you get swallowing a load of cum from someone who is stoned.
"Karen, what's wrong with you? Are you high?"
"I don't think so, unless I got a jizz buzz from Jeff's spunk."
A guy that has an endless supply of virile sperm,
OMG, That guy is clearly a total jizz factory..
Of course i can go again, I'm a jizz factory baby..
That delicious thick water type substance with a bluish hue found right in front of a curb.
Matt made sure he got a running start before he leaped over the curb jizz on 8th ave.
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