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When you go from cumming to then having to piss
I fucked this bitch then I went to the bathroom but had trouble switching lanes to take a piss.
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The left-most lane on a highway. Designated for those who drive at least 10-15 mph over the speed limit. Lane is usually reserved for those who drive for purpose, know where they are doing, and refuse to drive slow.
Whenever I'm on I-95 I'm usually doing 90 mph in the business lane.
I'm really getting tired of these idiots driving in the business lane. Don't they know I'm trying to get somewhere?
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the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)
eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!
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A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
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the left lane or the lane with oncoming traffic of a two lane road. used for drag racing.
tommy took the sucide lane for the drag race since my cars faster.
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The passing lane occurs while you are taking a shit with the poop hanging from your anus and then let out a fart with enough force that causes a vacuum effect causing the shit to retreat back into the anus.
Bob: why is John taking so long in the bathroom?
Joe: I heard him swear after some explosive flatulence. He must have used the passing lane.
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A shit school where kids think they are smart, but really they are arrogant shit heads who can't give a speech for their life, however they are ok at math and science.
The Quarry Lane student was Asian.
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