Shake a lettuce

Polite way for a lady to say shes going for a wiz

"I'm just going to shake a lettuce"

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lettuce

Often used among South Florda surfers. It means about the same as weak because it is used to describe something lacking value or strength.

Surfer 1: "That swell still goin off bro?"
Surfer 2: "Nah, the winds got on it"
Surfer 1: "Lettuce"

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Loose Lettuce

The protrusion of a woman's outer labia such that it's appearance closely resembles a wilted leafy vegetable. The condition is often caused by promiscuity, childbirth, and the overuse of labial weight training.

Becky seems like a nice girl but with all that Loose Lettuce she's got going on I really have to question her past.

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Lettuce harvest

When a LAX BRO gets his hair or "Lettuce" cut otherwise known as "harvested"

Today I went to the hair cuttery and had my Lettuce Harvested

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McRoffle -lettuce

McRoffle minus the lettuce ffs

Mcroffle, hold the lettuce

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lettuce juice

a vagina after sex or other sexual activities when it gets all wet!

i did her that hard i gave her lettuce juice man

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lettuce fuck

when a chick has a really nice ass but her face is ugly and is flat chested so wen she wears a dress u lift it up and tie the bottem of her dress over her head and fuck her

tim: damn she has a nice ass
joe: shes ugly as hell
tim: eh ill just lettuce fuck her

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