Random
Source Code

Mcdonalds

A place with very fat kids and very skinny kids, but no in between.

The fat kids are fat because they eat there all the time.

The skinny kids go there to gain weight, but their high metabolisms prevent that, but they still are addicted to the food.

Mcdonalds sure has a lot of skinny kids today. Must be national malnutrition day.

by porn addiction May 11, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


mcdonalds

Where People Consisting Of 700000000000000 trillion fat ass pounds eat... its the sickest place EVER TO HAVE BEEN BUILT ON THIS EARTH. IT'S SO GROSS, THAT YOU CANT EVEN CALL IT A RESTRAUNT.

Wow, that girl is fat as hell.. she probably eats at mcdonalds.

by jkgna784h5 674ghjfhjsdgv July 23, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


McDonalds

A corp started up by someone with a good idea and obviously good marketing skills. Serving sub-standard but cheap snack food :)

Normally found 5 minutes from wherever you are

"man im hungry, might get a cheeseburger to tide me through til din dins" :D~

by Brenno July 25, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


McDonalds

A restaraunt establishment that feeds over 9% of the entire world EVERY DAY and owns more land, 2nd only to the Catholic church, than anyone else around the world... I guess that's so much for people hating McDonald's (or America for that matter).

Most people pretend to hate McDonald's but apparently not their fries, burgers or sundaes.

by Tony S July 8, 2003

35๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


mcdonalds

Shit in a bag. Cooked with complements from the 15 year old dropout chef who cant spell his own name.

mcdonalds staff - "What do you want?"

you - "Ahh, can i get a shit burger, extra spit. Oh yeah, no pickle."

by iliveinmtdruitt August 4, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


McDonalds

where you'll work in the future.

hi, I work at McDonalds.

by Walking Catfish September 26, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


McDonalds

The closest thing to a friendly suicide booth in the world today.

Me: let eat at McDonalds!

My Friend: i always wanted to have a heart attack!

Me: Let's go!

by fearthemoo December 24, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž