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TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
"I'd mitten dat"
"I'd mitten him senseless"
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The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.
She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.
Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.
A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.
"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"
Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off
Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please