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(n.) A fictional moose twins dream about having sex with
(v.) The act of twins fondling one another's genitals while both partners fantasize about moose
Hey, this kid I know loves wonder mooses. Him and his sister pleasure one another to the thought of love-making with several mooses
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The slightly bigger version of camel toe....Usually refered to as the "fat girls" camel toe...the moose nuckle!!
Holy shit, that aint to camel toe thats a motha fucking moose nuckle....i dare you to go tell her to pick it...
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large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.
Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".
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To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.
I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.
I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.
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The act of ejaculating in a female's hair. Then taking said female's hair and molding it into antlers. Thus making her a sticky moose.*
*note. The term sticky moose has a double meaning as the victim both looks like a moose and also has a moose-like liquid in her hair, only stickier.
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Moose gang started from the moment Snapchat recommended the Moose Head filter on the quick access row of filters. The filter feature a dynamic model of a moose head that overlaps on the user's face, while the original eyes and the mouth of the user is transition into the corresponding positions on the moose head.
The first member of Moose Gang is unclear, but, during the summer of 2020, more and more people started to use the Moose Head filter regularly, making them a part of the gang. Moose Gang members take pride after the majestic animal that they are named after. They follow the rule of simplicity and solidarity. Helping out a fellow moose in need is the proof of true brotherhood as held by Moose Gang. The sign of the gang is an M formed by one's index, middle, and ring finger pointing down. This is an important tool for identification.
Moose gang is color blind, we are all moose on the camera and human behind it. Members of all ethnicity are welcomed. So far, Moose Gang had evolved into an international organization with members from North America and Asia. A single highest level of authority for all Moose Gang members have not yet been formed, since the gang is scattered across the globe. We seek fellow moose that are out there to hopefully build a stronger and more extensive brotherhood.
Carl: Quick Moose Gang! I need help with this broccoli gang member that's been trolling me!
Matt, Jake, Jack, David, and Charlie: *snaps pic with moose filter
Carl: Thanks gang, I know I can count on my moose homies! *sends pics to the broccoli gang member
Broccoli Gang member: Shit, if you can't beat 'em join 'em *snaps a pic with moose filter
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While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.
While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!
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