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The coolest person to ever exist in the whole state of existence. This guy has so much female woman and girls that are attracted to him its insane
I wish I were just like MIlo Nelson I am such a huge fan!
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Soooo fucking gay wants dick all day super gay. Trying to suck teachers dick to get there grades up
Ryder nelson is a fagot
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Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -
"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."
It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.
COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.
Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.
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A specific type of Nelson that has an large mouth for eating various Mitch Lunches or throwing goldfish into. Much of the time he can be found in his natural habitat working for Dr. Bean or playing bass. An uncommon trait of the Nelson Bean is acting white, however, at the same time appearing black on the outside. He also has a habit of blurting out odd phrases. Cation: he is unusually protective of his food and may become aggressive and prone to humping or rubbing his ass on the you.
Matt B: Nelson what's wrong?
Nelson: I have bengay on my balls!
N'Dugu Jamz for life!!!
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When the defense takes the prosecution's witness's testimony and turns it on its head during cross, resulting in prosecution witnesses effectively arguing for the acquittal of the defendant
A: How is it that every prosecution witness helps the defense? Is the state that incompetent?
B: Nah, the defense has a good attorney. He can full nelson anyone
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a knock off of captain morgan
i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones
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Half Nelson= A normal bowel movement with limited impact to associated porcelain and surrounding stalls.
Full Nelson= A bowel movement in the like of the Mt St. Helens eruption. Usually impacts the entire restroom facility, including stall walls, porcelain, seat and sometimes the floor.
Affectionately named after a construction worker named Nelson.
Brian: Don't go into stall #2, I just had a Full Nelson. Those protein shakes are killing me.
John: Really I only had a Half Nelson this morning...
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