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IS THE ANSWER!!!
random stranger "hey"
you "PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!" *runs away*
1 year later stranger thinks "what was he talking about!!!????!!!
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the act of inserting ones testicles into the vaginal canal of a woman while holding her in the upside down cowboy position.
Dude, I gave her a peanut suitcase while she was doing a hand stand. And as she came, her arms gave way and she got a concussion. WOOHOO!
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ohh ohh ahh ahh used to convey sarcasm and insult someone's sayings by mocking them like a monkey.
Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2: Heehoo Peanut you are an idiot.
Noun; An insult used to describe people whom you don't like. Is also a very descriptive and powerful insult guaranteed to make the victim of said insult say things like a racial slur, gay, a carpet muncher, or a puppy kicker.
John: I think the Earth is flat.
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!
Sticking peanuts up your anus so that your flatulence smells like peanuts
Wow! Shawn passed gas, but I'm confused because it smells like peanuts. He must be a peanut stuffer.
A small black aspiring rapper on disney channels "hit" show, The Haunted Hathaways
An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”