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cuddle puddle

A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.

Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."

by The Original ARy July 10, 2007


puddle jumper

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!

by JackBauerIsMyHero January 26, 2007


Puddle jumping

Where a bunch of teenagers go to the high school after or during a big storm/rain, into the football field where the HUGE puddles are and jump, run through, swim and play in said huge puddles.

"Jordanian! Let's go puddle jumping!"

"Okay! Get Lily, Joe and Midg.a and we'll take my vehicle!"

::Vroom Vroom::



:::SPLASH:::

by Alyxe October 04, 2008


Puddle of Mudd

The murky, stenchy remnants of an earlier human defecation hot gopher overflowing in the hole of the green on a golf course resulting from heavy rain or daily watering of the greens.

Also, a butt rock band of similar shitty quality.

Nice shot dude - you read that 40-footer perfectly!” “Thanks dude - yeah these greens are really slow today...must have been that storm last night. Oh shit! What’s this Puddle of Mudd in the hole? I can’t even see my ball. (Pulls out ball covered in stenchy muck). Oh shit! This smells like shit! Fuck - there’s a piece of corn stuck to it. Some dbag must’ve hot gophered this yesterday...”

by Duckfartsoup May 01, 2020


Whisper Puddle

The small body of water that stands between The Kingdom of Whisper Lake Apartments and the outside world (not to be confused with Whisper Lake). It marks the only passage in and out of the complex and is crossed by two grand bridges. The puddle's cast-to-look-like-stone concrete shores and terribly blue water has, as of yet, been unable to sustain life.

Whisper Puddle is a bad place for a picnic.

by Sue DaMin January 22, 2011


Inny-Puddle

where the cum goes inside an inny bellybutton when a guy masterbates.

Aw shit my shirt's wet, oh I forgot to clean my inny-puddle!

by ooohisdatabrownie?9 April 19, 2009


puddle gut

Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut

Oi travis your such a puddle gut for eating my chocolate

by The official puddle gut April 07, 2019