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A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.
Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"
A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."
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The owner of a new puppy or small animal.
Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!
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Where a bunch of teenagers go to the high school after or during a big storm/rain, into the football field where the HUGE puddles are and jump, run through, swim and play in said huge puddles.
"Jordanian! Let's go puddle jumping!"
"Okay! Get Lily, Joe and Midg.a and we'll take my vehicle!"
::Vroom Vroom::
:::SPLASH:::
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The murky, stenchy remnants of an earlier human defecation hot gopher overflowing in the hole of the green on a golf course resulting from heavy rain or daily watering of the greens.
Also, a butt rock band of similar shitty quality.
“Nice shot dude - you read that 40-footer perfectly!” “Thanks dude - yeah these greens are really slow today...must have been that storm last night. Oh shit! What’s this Puddle of Mudd in the hole? I can’t even see my ball. (Pulls out ball covered in stenchy muck). Oh shit! This smells like shit! Fuck - there’s a piece of corn stuck to it. Some dbag must’ve hot gophered this yesterday...”
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Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.
Dude got in my face so I puddled out his ass.
I drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, I puddled the hell out.
I woke up in the alley behind the bar, damn I must of puddled out.
What usually follows being schwilly.
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When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.
Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.
Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut
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Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut
Oi travis your such a puddle gut for eating my chocolate
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