rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

black rhino

the black rhino is when you take a black dildo and strap it to your forehead and then ram it into your partner, generally into the women's ass. the reason for that, is cause that is the funniest way this move can be performed.
performing of the black rhino can not be considered cheating
a. cause you are using an inanimate object
b. cause of the extreme hilarity of the move

i took a black dildo and strapped it to my forehead and then rammed it into sally's asshole and gave her the black rhino.

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Rhino Charge

To plunge the strongest arm forward at high speed and power penetrating through the chest of a person and/or zombie at full thrust in the shape of a Rhino charging. The result being an unrealistic head explosion upon pulling out and a bloody hand. Best used when wearing gloves.

Or inserting a fully erected penis into a womens vagina before foreplay.

One of Albert Weskers 'other' better finisher moves Rhino Charge which he used in the 'lost in nightmares' scenaio in Resident Evil 5 to kill Spencers guards.

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Rhino Toe

A wedgie up a fat persons ass.
The ass is normally eating the pants cause it you see a big ass crack in the pants.

Woah those pants are giving those chicks a rhino toe. oh wait that a cows ass.

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The Great Rhino

Nickname often given to David Lloyd George, The great primeminister during WW1, this nickname was given to him, as he charged down the Germans like a Rhino, and he was a great man.

Great Rhino

David Lloyd George became known as the GREAT RHINO!
After defeating the germans in japan as you do really.
David lloyd george became a member of the DTCP a commy part lead by the infamous Dan Tor.

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Rhino-cock

This is when you knee someone up the arse (aiming for the bottom of their backbone)
just like a rhino cock.

When someone is bending over to pick something up shout Rhino-cock and do it.

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bathing rhino

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper

When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.

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