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Lesbians who use protective gear.
I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !
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When two women scissor with with their pants on.
Nyki, you have to safety scissor so you don't get an STD.
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When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort
While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.
Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.
Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.
Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?
2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!
3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
The sex act that happens when two bottoms go home together
Friend one: How’d your date go?
Friend two: Bro, we were both bottoms and spent the night ankle scissoring
A lesbian orgy.
Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.