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When your shoulders are so sexy they look like something a girl would grab during sex and claw at.
"Did you see Jimmy's sex shoulders. Mmm I'd tear him up"
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A hip
My mother had to get a bum shoulder replacement
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a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend
He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.
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A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.
For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.
Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder
"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:
A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?
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To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.
When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.
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When someone is looking at a screen, notebook, newspaper etc) over the main user's shoulder or from the side.
It can be with or without consent.
To peek, glance, look slyly
Husband: Shop shoulder browsing me, I am not looking at dirty pics!
Wife: well I have to make sure, dont I?
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Jim: Man we should check this bar out. The ambiance looks great in the photos.
Ross: Gimme the laptop, let me see.
Jim: Come over here and see (shoulder browse). I am not handing you my precious laptop!
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Rachel: Mommy! she keeps shoulder browsing me and wont let me read my email in private.
Sarah: She is emailing to boys from her phone!
Mom: Sarah leave her alone! Rachel you know I have the password to your email so keep it clean.
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"Dude I totally shoulder surfed this test" (cheated by looking at other's tests)
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When a person sitting next to you in a bus, airplain etc reads your magazine, newpaper.
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A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.
Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.
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