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A girl that wears too much make up. Often making up for having an ugly face.
Shes put that much make-up on she looks like shes used a shovel.
Err check out that sket, shes got a right shovel face.
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The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.
The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!
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When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick
I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.
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A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.
"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."
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A close friend whose job it is to bring a shovel if you should ever need to hide a body.
If this girl doesn't stop talking trash about me, I'll have to call my bring-a-shovel friend.
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A bondage move where the dominatrix repeatedly hits the males testicles with a snow-shovel.
"Dude, I totally got a Yakima Snow Shovel last night and my balls still hurt."
"If push comes to shove" means that a slight push will escalate into a fight, then this means that you're fighting the opponents until you have to bury them. In other words, this is the next step up in escalation, often as an extreme last-resort measure.
"Hey Mark, aren't you supposed to be studying for finals instead the Saturday night happy hour?"
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."