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half size

less than full,small,tiny,miniscule,little

derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.

All the american cars have half size engines in them,they are total useless,in Hungary the cars have big huge fantastic engines,that deliver full power!!!!

by Roland Deschain December 25, 2007

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Cunt-Sized

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.

When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.

by Colonus September 3, 2010

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Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

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Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

by Ingrid Cole May 21, 2011

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Burrito Size Queen

Phrase used to describe a person who goes to chipotle and complains their burrito isnโ€™t big enough and as such is a Burrito Size Queen (BSQ). Definition similar to โ€œSize Queenโ€ but for Burritos, โ€œBSQโ€ for short.

This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, Iโ€™m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.

Customer: Can I have some extra meat Iโ€™m a bit of a Burrito Size Queen.

Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, itโ€™s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon whoโ€™s working.

Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.

by DudeBro1979 May 27, 2020

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Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!

Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018


you lovin the size

Chanyeols saying of you loving the size

From freal luv is obviously the main line of the song, Exo-Ls will be shook at this for many generations to come

Hey baekhyun, you lovin the size? - Chanyeol

by KkaebsongsYehet February 2, 2018