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Typical definition said by Skinner when he waited the lunch.
Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.
Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.
Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.
Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."
Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.
Superintendant Chalmers: I see.
Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"
Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.
Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.
Principal Skinner: Yes
Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
shows Skinner the grill marks
Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.
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similiar to wake & bake, steam and dream is smoking before going to sleep
I'm tired as hell, about to steam and dream, catch yall later
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The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.
She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.
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Taking a steaming dump on your lovers chest and then tightly wrapping them with seran wrap to hold in the heat!
I was gonna just have sex with her but she insisted that i steam wrap her, and i have to admit, it was realy f@#ckin awsome!
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Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."
Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."
Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
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When you and your partner are laying next to each other, and one of you RANDOMLY roll over the other person while slowly saying STEAM ROLLER!
This is not sexual, nor does it involve drugs, this does Not have to be done by couples. Just the randomness and slow words "steam roller" make's the whole thing funny.
Man I don't get it..... We were just quietly watching a movie and she Just Randomly starts saying "STEAM ROLLER" and started rolling over me Back and forth! Man I laughed!
Man I tell you I woke up great this morning Traci came over and woke me up by steam rollering me! I woke up like WTF! Then I realized I was stream rolled! Man I love waking up laughing -
See that girl over there sun tanning you should totally go steam roll her!
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Sexual intercourse involving a consious male and either a comatose or unconscious female. The act is conducted in either a deserted hospital wing or in a dorm room, whichever may be the case. The male has intercourse, either vaginal or anal, but shortly before coming uses the rooms defibulator paddles to shock the female partner while coming. The effect may be best if placed as near to the vagina as one can stand. (note: the small rechargable difibulators must be used if not in a hospital)
The chick in 621D looks pretty hot for a vegetable, I think I am going to give her a steamed Veggie after the nurse rounds. " oh, oh, I'm coming, CLEAR, ZAP, UUUUGHGH..."
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