Ted Cruzin

Leaving your responsibilities for a sandy beach or tropical location during a disaster or tragic event.

I am about to be Ted Cruzin out of here. People are asking me to do stuff.

Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.

dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"

ted up

to overthink with disastrous results. The phrase created by Ted Mosby's friends from the series How I Met Your Mother

Ted ted up because he couldn't find "the one", but it's actually Robin.

Ted Starkins

Anyone with this name is an absolute wanker

that guy Ted Starkins is an absolute wanker

Ted Cruisin'

To take a flight to a warm place while the proletariat freeze.

"How are you staying warm in this year's Texas freeze?"
"I'm Ted Cruisin' in Austria, mate."

Ted Rubio

Someone who's into politics but still needs improvement. May not win the first time, but plans to come back better than ever.

Cameron from debate acts like a Ted Rubio

teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted

Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad