the three f's

Fuck,Finger,Forget

Mate just do the three f's

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three jugger

a woman who looks good enough to fuck only after one has consumed three jugs of beer, or approximately four-and-a-half litres

Britney is a three jugger, I wouldn't fuck her with your cock

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Day Three

The hardest point of a cycle.

"Briana, this is Day Three, your hardest day, just rest and hopefully you'll get better. Text me when you're feeling better."

"Lol, I'm not gonna text you, but okay."

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Three-P

1. The word "Three-P" takes the act of DP one step further.

2. The act of two males simultaneously penetrating a female in different places (mouth/pussy/ass) is called "DP". "Three-P" pushes it to the next level by adding a third male to the group and this male's duty is to fill the third and final hole. If said male fails this duty, immediate loss of masculinity may result.

3. Three-P is when two dudes are fucking a bitch in two different holes at the same time and then another guy randomly appears and sticks his dick in the open hole.

1. Guy One: "Dude, you and Kyle DPed Nicky last night?"

Guy Two: "Naww bro.. we "Three-Peed" her. It started as a doublefuck but her roommate woke up and challenged us to make it a triple."

2. (while smoking weed and ordering pizza)

Lauren: "I wonder if the guys who deliver pizza in real life sometimes actually fuck their customers."

Josh: "It'd have to be some kind of perfect moment, but probably."

Derek: "I so would."

Josh: "Then let's just all fuck and when he gets here, see what he says."

Derek: "What dude? Like see if he wants to join the DP?"

Lauren: "It wouldn't be DP then.. it'd be "Three-P". Right?"

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three strikes

Short way to explain the speeding penalty in New York.
According to the NYS Driver's Manual:
"Your license will be REVOKED for at least six months if you are found guilty of:

THREE speeding and/or misdemeanor traffic violations within 18 months (based on date of violation, not date of conviction)."
NOTE: CAPS = emphasis.

When the cop pulled me over for speeding he struck me out, as I had 2 speeding tickets last year.

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The Big Three

The Big Three includes of Chris Bosch (#1), Dwayne Wade (#3) and LeBron James (#6) who all were acquired in the 2010 offseason to play for the Miami Heat. This triple threat can be referenced as the best acquisition of players since The Boston Three Party.

basketballThe Big ThreeLebron JamesChris BoschDwayne Wade

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Three B's

For the females otherwise known as the 3 things to work for the fellas:
1.Boobs
2.Belly
3.Butt

Damn Guy the girl I banged last nite had the Three b's. I wanted to tap that all nite long

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