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Types of players in ccg games, originally came from mtg.
Timmy is a "power gamer" who likes things big and strong, prefers straightforward strategies and enjoys winning with a big mighty hit. Typical Timmy deck in mtg is a 'mono green Stompy' where your huge monsters just stomp on your opponent and he dies in pain.
Johnny is a "creative gamer" who likes to build interesting decks, tries different ideas and basically expresses themselves through the game. Johnny is the one who accepts the challenge to not let your memes be dreams. Also appreciates non-gameplay aspects of the game, like lore, art, etc.
Spike is a "competitive player" who plays whatever has the best chances to win. Spike knows the meta and uses all the broken stuff avaliable. Spike will netdeck, steal from the kids and suck the big falota if it brings the victory.
There are also hybrid types to express your unique playstyle and life choices but noone cares, all right
- Oh wow look at that windowlicker retard Timmy playing his forest what a fun game I think I'm gonna die from boredom
- Oh wow look at that Johnny with his 'brew' or is it a starter deck doesn't he have money for real cards what's this clown doing in a constructed play
- Oh wow look at this try-hard Spike playing the same cancer shit as EVERYONE on the ladder why won't they all just circle jerk and call it a draw
- Timmy, Johnny, Spike... I'm mostly a Johnny player because I like to be creative and think outside the box. But I also enjoy mighty plays, so I can say I'm a bit Timmy, just not the stupid one. And of course I'm a Spike too, because I'm highly competitive player and my decks are top tier. I'm a part of furry fandom as well.
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coolest dude in the history of coolness who got kicked out of PHS for drugs and rebelling against the staff...and breaking principal's walkie-talkie. he's the coolest mofo around and doesn't take shit from NOBODY!...unless you're his friend. then he's there for you ALWAYS
kid1- is that obscene timmy?
kid2- why yes it is, little kid. yes it is.
obscene timmy- wakkawakkawakka
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Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate
"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"
What you'll say at the end of a poem
What you'll say when Timmy's no longer alive,
I remembered this from Reddit
And Timmy fucking died.
Random person: So uh yeah I ate soap when I was a kid
u/poem_for_your_sprog: Little Timmy ate soap... and Timmy fucking died.
When you get horny so you fuck your bitch for mowing your neighbors lawn and instead of busting in her bust in the exhaust pipe of the lawnmower so she gets madd and fucks your Neighbor so you fuck her dad and her brother
Did you hear about John he pulled a dirty Timmy time the other night he was crazy
When you’re fucking a tranny and your dicks keep smacking, so you ask her to tuck it up in her waistband.
We were fucking and my dick kept smacking her dick so I told her to do the Timmy Tuck and Fuck so no one would think I’m gay.
Hi! Welcome to timmies fried pigeons!
Here’s our menu:
Deep fried pigeons
Regular fried pigeons
Chongyun’s chilled fried pigeon
Fried duck
Xialings spicy pigeon
Person 1: Diluc just killed all timmies pigeons!
Person 2: I know, it’s for his restaurant timmies fried pigeons