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To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.
"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
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Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.
"Do u have any skirts that will fit a size 33 waste? I just lost the Norton Bowl.
This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.
"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".
A bowl of Halloween candy, left unguarded in front of a house, because the family is too lazy to give it out. Usually accompanied by a sign saying "please take only one," etc. Highly ineffective.
The Andersons had a trust bowl outside their house tonight. I took it all.
where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation
Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.
A football game at which a band of fish perform at the half-time show.
Sqilliam: We're going to perform at the Bubble Bowl!
Squidward: The ba ba ba? The ba ba ba?
A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.
1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.