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The girl you have a summer fling with who lives next door to your parent's house in Cape Cod. Your Cape Cod girlfriend exudes versatility. She can tear up the tennis courts and be the best-looking girl at Red Lobster. Unlike the manic pixie dream girl, your Cape Cod girlfriend keeps things grounded, despite her (optionally) affluent background. She's the the best girlfriend in New England. Famous examples include Jane Gallagher, Joey Potter, and the subject of "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa" by Vampire Weekend.
"We ordered a bottle of red wine at the Red Lobster. She bought another one to take home, and we drank it on the beach. I love my Cape Cod Girlfriend."
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A True Cape Cod female meaning 90% of them are a complete waste of time. They usually all end their relationships before summer so they can be complete sluts. They cant think for themselves. If their friends dont like somebody they have to not like them as well or they will be rejected and they cant handle that. You never want to piss one off either because her and her whole group of friends will go extremely far out of their way to make sure you cant have a relationship with anybody else. It's not like they have anything better to do. Most of them have bad drug problems as well and are so dependant on the material things their parents have bought for them that they look down on anybody that has to struggle to make ends meet while they're driving around in their mom or dads car. They are in search of a stable place to stay thats not their parents but where they can fuck and party and they dont believe in love they will leave you in a second to bounce on the next cock with more money.
I went to the cape and all i got was fucked over by some cape cod female.
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Barnstable senior girls can party harder and out drink any girls they come across. Including the senior guys.
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When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus.
Jim's mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got Cape Cod Chowdah'd by the sailing team.
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Cape May is a shore town where nothing but fun is had. The winter may suck but the summer is the best. Late nights always turn into early mornings and you know you'll always be partyin somewhere. Cape May is love at the greatest. The beach, the ocean, the sand, the hotties, the friends, the love: What more do you need?
From sunrise to sunset and its start all over again...thats Cape May, NJ
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A school right next to the Cape Cod Canal. Grades 9-12, a tade school that includes trades such as plumbing, electrical, automotive, landscaping, etc...
Current classese are crazy (2009-2012). The class of 2009 and 2010 always seem to have some type of notorious lesbian scandal going on within it. Good times, crazy times, our times.
There's so much drama between all the classes at Upper Cape Tech
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The craziest, sexiest bunch of ladies on the planet. Not go great on the ruit, but sure will kick the shit out of you in flip cup. Always willing to try something new. Anything will be done in any situation just to have a good time. Can hold their alc with the best of them. Truly trained in being the best and nothing less. Cape girls are every mans dream. Straight up.
Colleeen, Marisa, Marissa, Lauren, Jessie are prime examples or CAPE GIRLS
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