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The most exhilarating sport in the world.
Brad crashed Jeff at 200mph, obviously they're both wildly passionate about car racing.
BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>monkey sees kobeni car
>BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BOOPPP
Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"
*shows man playing frisbee with a dog
"Why are we here?"
*shows old couple laughing
"Are we alone in the universe?"
*shows children playing soccer or whatever
"Where did we come from?"
*shows meteor shower
"Where will we go?"
*shows astronauts spinning around
"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
Burner Car, is a car that has been stolen and is being used for a robbery, joy ride etc. which is later disposed of, usually by setting it on fire.
Very common in Merseyside, UK and London, can also be heard in many recent drill songs across the UK (Grime).
"Aye Laa we dashed the scene in a burner car" - We escaped in a car that we will dispose of later
A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
A phrase used to describe a car with forbidden modification done to it. A Riley car is often a muscle car that is AWD or a high-cylinder engine in a car that shouldn't have that engine.
You’re telling me that mustang is AWD, automatic and they put a v12 in it!? Such a Riley car.
A boring looking car that could beat a high performance car in quarter mile drag race
Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo
Sleeper car owner: yeah sure
*they race*
Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!
*race ends*