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A delicious gourmet chili with a special secret ingredient home made with love and care, particularly the kind you would submit in a church chili contest. One table spoon per cup of chili, (it really gets pastor Jeffrey talking.)
This Frito chili pie is so good Destiny! It's so addictive almost like crack chili!
When praying, the unfortunate situation where Muslims, who are bowing or in prostration, have their pants too low and the individual behind them, is left to see their butt-crack.
Dude. I was praying and subjected to a wicked case of prayer crack in front of me...
To get an erection or hard penis
That girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.
Someone who spends hours whiling away on the computer, without regard to times passing.
Since my friend went from a desktop to a lap top computer, she's up all night u-tubing and making blog comments - we are convinced its like "keyboard crack."
To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.
Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.
Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.
Teen drug trend whereby teens hollow out a cucumber, fill it with crack and put it in their anus to absorb it faster.
Leighton spent his weekend Illing, cold chilling, maxing, relaxing, kicking it, flipping it, running it hot, hitting it raw, cracking and packing.
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