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Quarter Life Crisis

The period beginning some time during high school and lasting until college graduation in which a person feels emotionally and physically out of shape compared to others. Is similar to a mid life crisis but there is no way to spend your way out since you're broke and have to actually change yourself.

I must be going through a quarter life crisis. I just feel so depressed and I'm not even through with college.

by dealhpig2 July 25, 2016


Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.

Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.

by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017


quarter life crisis

young adulthood and the dilemmas that come with it

My quarter life crisis has just begun.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


time crisis 3

An overrated shooter that contradicts its name by emphasizing accuracy and combos rather than time.

Time Crisis 3 is good, but I hate the name. TIME Crisis? Pfft. Let's go play Crisis Zone.

by dj gs68 October 21, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Age Identity Crisis

1) A person who often forgets how old they are, literally

2)Someone who acts or dresses much younger or older than they are

A.I.C. for short. Developed by a girl/woman who married a man 30 years older than her and often found herself not knowing if she should act 20 or 50. She happened to suffer from both forms of A.I.C and consistently forgot her actual age, even when asked by the nurse at Red Cross.

Person 1 "How old are you?"
Person with Age Identity Crisis. "uuuuhhh....????"

Did you see that 50 year old guy with an Ed Hardy T-shirt? He must suffer form A.I.C.

by milf86 April 20, 2010

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Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.

Anthony and Andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by kmac46 November 22, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuban Missile Crisis

When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.

Dude, I heard Adem actually pulled off the Cuban Missile Crisis on that Cuban girl from the bar.

by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž