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a condition that causes neck pain from watching the numbers on a long elevator ride.
bro this elevator is so slow, i think i'm starting to get elevator neck
When a man sticks his forearm in between another man's legs and lifts against the gouche( and generally the balls too) until he lifts the man.
Man 1 " I got Eric so good with a gouche elevator the other day"
Man 2 " What did he say?"
Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"
When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.
I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.
Elevated productionz is an elite group of full senders with bad ass trucks guaranteed to make your bitch and her best friend wet at any stop light they will fuck your girl and mom and they will beat your ass if you talk shit on there name
Omg who’s truck is that it’s fucking elevated productionz bitchhhhhh
When you’re walking and she guides you closer to the wall as she descends down to blow you.
Landed a huge account Michelle was so happy I got an elevator before the elevator if you know what I mean
It’s an room that transports you from one place to another - an easier way than stairs. Tend to avoid elevators with two or more people for non awkward positions.
Matt: “Today I was in an elevator with two other people”
Jake: “Wow, that must’ve been awkward”