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A repressed homosexual that informs you if someone is gay.
What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.
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the best fairy in the world. give you weed/weed money mysteriously when you need it most.
amber: "the weed fairy visited last night, now i can finally buy some bud"
seje: "that's my favorite fairy!"
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this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
- hey, good morning.
- wow, someone got a visit from the poo fairy last night...
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Gay man, see also Fairy, Butt Pirate, Ass Goblin, Rectum Raider, Rectal Raider, etc
That guys is such a posterior fairy!
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Someone who's a cute lil innocent bean (can be any gender) or an insult meaning a boy who is overly feminine but really it works better a complement
"He's so innocent and adorable wot a lil fairy boy"
"He's so feminine and goody-two-shoes what an annoying little fairy boy"
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To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.
"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."
"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."
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An adorable .gif image of a girl covered in a robe, and doing a little hop with a joyful expression, and because of the hop her breasts do a little bounce. Other than that, she comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
"I love my bouncy fairy. ^_^ "
-me
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