that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

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ermahgerd my balls itch

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.

boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

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Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.

I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.

Whatever Itches your Bitches

Synonemous with"Whatever Floats your boat"

Leeroy: I just Realized i have an Onion fetish
Stewart: Whatever Itches your Bitches man...

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my pee pee itches

ur mom gay,jk when your pee pee itches

Jeff:hows your pee pee felling

dave:my pee pee itches

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my balls itch son

a uncontroble itching sensation around the scrotum area.

"AHHHHHHH....Oh naw, Oh Fuckin Naw, Oh Hellllllllll Naw!!!! My Fuckin Balls itch son"

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Itching your nose

When someone you fuck with is doing something so stupid that the social event becomes awkward.

Reach for your nose while looking at the person who is being awkward and proceed to rub/ itch it.

Awkward person: *exists*

Everybody else: *rubs nose*

Itching your nose

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