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When one inserts his penis in maple syrup (real or artificial) then allows ants to crawl into the still wet syrup. Upon drying all ants are then trapped in the syrup.
All sex with the trapped ants is known as a trailer park lollipop.
I woke up this morning with dead ants on my dick, I must have given that girl the trailer park lollipop. Damn.
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Doing some important shit and/or business.
Female: What chaaa doin'?
Me: Bitch, I'm stealing Hitler's lollipop, don't worry about wtf I'm doing.
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what came out of my mouth when trying to say "god damn lollipop" while trying to get a lollipop out of the wrapper while shroomin
"my copper flappin lollipop!"
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A lollipop ass nigga, is a sarcastic slang combination used mostly by African American females, for a man that acts like or exhibits females bitchy qualities.
Acts like a messy female
Is a feminine ass male.
His ass acts like a female.
Weak ass easily misled man
A messy ass man.
Always in somebody else's business
Girl, be careful because he is a lollipop ass nigga.
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A 178 chapter long Frerard (not yet completed) story on theblackparade.net that is the longest story on the site. It's written by Nukyster and features a mentally instable adaptation of Gerard Way and his suicidal 16 year old boyfriend, an adaptation of Frank Iero.
"dude, did you read CLYL on theblackparade.net?"
"CLYL?"
"Crazy Like You, Lollipop!!"
"Oh, yea man I love that story! It's so long..."
"Yea, but it's pretty amazing."
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A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.
Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.
*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
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When man poops into saran wrap as well as cums inside it. Then he puts a stick into it and freezes it over-night to make his partner lick and put it into there vagina as well as anus.
Tom: I gave my girlfriend a Norwegian Coconut Lollipop
Fred: Did she enjoy it?
Tom: HELLS YEAH!
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