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A worthless government employee assigned to enforce "parking regulations" which is typically a front for a city's Profit Enforcement Division. These minions are often found lurking around trashy cities (Like Tempe, AZ for example) and college campuses where local authorities pay little to no attention to speeders, red light runners, road ragers, drunk drivers, yet enforce parking laws with swift Draconian order and militaristic efficiency.
The meter Nazi is typically a middle-aged overweight high school drop-out who failed entry into a reputable police agency. The resulting bitterness and self-loathing of the meter Nazi leads to disdain for life which creates an insatiable desire for power and control which manifests itself as euphoric enthusiasm for writing bullshit parking citations to individuals who have actually achieved a modicum of success in their life.
The typical meter Nazi spends the majority of their day hunting for motorists who make honest mistakes. Warnings are not options with the meter Nazi. Punishment is dealt swiftly and immediately in the form of a citation that must be paid under threat of blackmail that usually includes arrest warrants, more fines, or suspension of driving privileges. When confronted, the meter Nazi will respond with righteous indignation as though the survival of the human race hung in the balance because of an expired parking meter.
I have to go put some more quarters in the parking meter before those asshole meter Nazi's come by.
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An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company. Every time he works on your computer, he changes your desktop image from picture of your family to None.
Sorry. I didn't get your email. Our Network Nazi blocks all emails that are from Yahoo addresses.
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Any person who takes the word game Boggle entirely too seriously. This person will generally want to argue and find a dictionary. In fact, forget playing this game with any English majors.
Boggle Nazi says: "Yes you can use that word--it was slang in Shakespearean language!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A person whose love of fashion has exceeded their reasoning abilities, leaving them closed minded and set in their ways.
Rachael Zoe was acting like such a fashion-nazi today!!!
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An individual who wants to impose strict standards of health and fitness on others.
"Joe's always talking about how other people are fat and need to work out as much as he does. He's such a fitness nazi."
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To Quit, Retire or Resign from your job as managment is considered a bunch of Nazi's taking all their employees to the Gas Chamber with use of Verbal Abuse and Mismanagement.
Quoted by a former Boeing Machinist named Lee
I have had enough of this bullshit here as I am getting off this "Nazi Train", the fucking assholes are killing us and just taking us to the fucking gas chamber and I am not going to let that happen to me.
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A person who verbally or physically attacks people who refuse to take the vaccine. Some of these people tend to be oxymorons as they stand for pro-choice but don’t stand for it when it comes to a vaccine.
1: That girl bashed my friend on Twitter because he refused the COVID vaccine!
Oh, she’s a vaccine nazi.
2. My friend got jumped by some lunatics because he didn’t take the vaccine!
We need to stand up to these vaccine nazis!
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