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A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.
Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.
A female with that doesn't wear pantie's while driving in a car there fore leaving fuzz on vagina
ewwwww dat bitch got seat fuzz on her pussy
When you have explosive diarrhea and it gets ALL over the seat.
"I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"
"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"
"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"
Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.
A: You look beat!
B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!
At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.
"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."
When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks
jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it
Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air
Joe: FUCK