Toilet Paper

1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.

2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.

Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."

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paper cup

A girl/guy who you hook up with a couple times and then move on. You get the term "paper cup" because you use paper cups once or twice then throw them away.

Girl- "Yeah, we hooked up at the party but I haven't heard from him since."
Friend- "You're his paper cup."

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Paper dollar

What a crack head that holds a handful of change (usually pennies) asks for when he wants to use a vending machine.

Say man, I'm Hungry, you got a paper dollar!?

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stack papers

Black American slang. To earn large amounts of money. Usually as part of a hustle.

I just got this job at UPS so a I can stack papers and cop the new Grand Tourismo.

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paper-mooning

adj. scamming someone for money

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

(or)

Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!

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strikin' paper

toilet paper, only when used to wipe your ass

You got any strikin' paper?

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paper tiger

One who appears tough on the surface but is really a wimp.

He annoys me because constanly brags about being so tough, but at least he can back up his statements, unlike a paper tiger.

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