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An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond
Hey molly you look a lil down. Wanna go for a drive and have a phat cobble pond?
A group of men and women who enjoy motor boating both boats and breasts.
I joined the pond club and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".
"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!
A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
Bedford Park Pond is defined by legal fishing, for example, "My son harpooned a tuna fish at Bedford Park Pond' and it was totally legal
This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”
Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”
When brainstorming, the act of throwing out an idea with the goal of breaking the tension and making it safe for others to share ideas.
Someone: We need to figure out what makes this character interesting.
*dead silence*
Me: Pebble in the pond—what if he had had two dicks?
*everyone feels safe*