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(n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list
Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!
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Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.
Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?
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The act of a friend becoming a professional at catching you when you randomly scream out, "TRUST FALL"
Wow, Jared J is like seriously a professional trust falling expert. he always catches me.
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An individual whom believes he or she is the highest intellect or top dog but illicits the exact opposite in his or her audience.
She wrote the personal email from her professional work email account as would be expected of the consummate professional of her caliber.
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is the act among artists to promote and help one another through networking and sharing through their mediums.
Amanda Delight made a video of fellow artist Timmy Grins while he broadcasted live on the radio promoting his album. She did this free of charge as an act of Artistic Professional Courtesy.
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1) One trained in the professional Arts of niganeering.
2) The one person working while the other 10 stand around.
3) One certified to provide a plan for the simplest tasks, usually employed by a major corporation.
After losing my muffler I had to consult my Professional Niganeer (PN) who wrote a plan for using duct tape and 2 pieces of wire to fix my problem.
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Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.
Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional
Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.
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