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Chris: I've still got a limp from falling off the roof
a rating system for stories you are about to tell. You got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.
Is this story going to be "roof or Sister wife" 'cause I'm really busy
during anal sex, just before you cum. pull out and have the girl poop on your dick and then finish with a blowjob while rubbing the poop on the roof of her mouth.
Jared: "Dude i tin roofed Jenna last night."
Mike: "Bro?"
A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.
My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.
While your giving anal, she takes a shit and then when you take your dick out you have shit on the top of your dick.
v. to sleep with someone.
Other forms: falling off the roof, roofing, roofer (one who falls off the roof)
Hey, wanna go fall off the roof?
Don't you know Joe and Anna fell off a roof together?
Erin is such a roofer.
This phrase means,"don't make trouble". Nothing good can come from a bunny being on the roof.
For Example,
"Hannah! Why would punch Anya??
Yeah Hannah, "Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof."