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woodstock skank

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafรฉs, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided

This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.

by Napoleonic_maxim November 7, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


skank out

A very satisfying, face screwing raving moment, when you can proper let loose and go wild with the dirty drum & bass beats.

That was bloody brilliant, I really needed a good skank out!

by lil~raver February 2, 2013

49๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pal skank

A pal skank is someone who flashes her nasty ass flame tattoo around like she's Sharon Stone or something.

Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick. Cos I'm a pal skank.

Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick. Cos I'm a pal skank.

by Elsalv December 15, 2013

31๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skank-a-saurus

Noun. A chick who's been a Ho since the beginning. Prehistoric skank lineage. Most likely the offspring of callgirls and sleazeballs. Aka. Natural Born Skeezer.

HighSchool Chick 1: "Yo, I heard that Tammi had Chad and Michael's babies. She lost custody, too."

High School Chick 2: "I've known that ho since gradeschool, she's been kissing all the boys and letting them look up her skirt."

High School Chick 1: "Dang, she's a skank-a-saurus for sure!"

by ElVagabundo December 12, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skank Wagon

1. A group of 40+ year old, beastly, alcoholic women who still troll the bars more than 3 nights a week, trying to party and act like they are college-age. Usually, they are overly-dramatic, jealous, bitter drunks that act like whores but cry because they don't know why they can't find a husband.

2. Group of old broads easily identified by their caked-on makeup, clothes that show off their fat rolls, and desperate wild-eyed glares as they cock-block guys from the hot girls thinking they have a shot instead. The leader is usually slightly attractive and hangs with the others because it makes her look 10x better. The rest of the uglies follow the leader to use as man-bait, hoping they'll get a wingman spot.

1. "Oh jeez, here comes the Skank Wagon. Don't these broads know this is College Nite?"

2. Joe was about hook up with that hot girl Tina till Betty and the Skank Wagon rode in. She started sloppy-grinding him while the wagon cock-blocked. Dude, she's like 42......as if!!

by Barry Dangle February 10, 2011


skank swagger

the inappropriate behavior when an intoxicated individual tries to "pick up" and/or be noticed by someone after the bar is closed; a flirty wobbly manner; drunken ease and charm

She followed Donny to the corner and seduced him with her skank swagger.

He approached her, beer in hand, and was turned away because of excessive skank swagger.

"I guess I'll slap on some skank swagger tonight"

by crash_n_breed June 21, 2013

11๐Ÿ‘ -1๐Ÿ‘Ž


afternoon skank

usually an easy fuck from a coked out party whore or skank who has been up all night doing god knows what till the wee hours of the morning. an afternoon skank is ususally best around 12 noon after a few hits of G. bring a noseplug.

wheres johnny? oh hes just upstairs with that afternoon skank. whose callin next?

by r johnny 126 July 23, 2010