being absolutely shitfaced to the point of no return and fighting death with a hammer
Did you see the state of him? yea he was wesleyed
Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.
Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
to blame “Wesley” on something that you did
Just to blame someone on something
“Joe did you take the last cookie”?
“It was Wesley”!
absolutey massive penis and a great friend, Funny and an absolute god, lit and should be your girlfriend HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE penis
Dude I got railed by Will Wesley last night.
the hottest guy in the entire existing universe yuh
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paul if you see this I love you more than I love my entire family yuh
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family members if you find me go away please I ask with respect
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agavenuex if you see this I deeeply apologise for betraying your damon obsession
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it’s me
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A phrase synonymous with pure wit,wisdom and intelligence.In the country of Azerbaijan, it is a great honour to be called a Wesley Weldman
*A man called Tom has given an excellent speech*
Man:Wow did you hear that speech Tom gave?
Man 2:Yeah he seemed really Wesley Weldman the entire time.
A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.
Man 1: Bro is that guy a Wesley Ng?
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng