Coach Z

Has a crush on Marzipan, comes from Parmalsian, or some thing, claims to be from the Wutang Clan. Had a hit record in his country

In Marzipan's Anwering Machine: "You're every thing a man could hope for in a lady, oh geeze..."

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potato coach

coach potato is used to describe someone who sits on the coach all day and does nothing (common knowledge)
a coach potato is a potato that is a coach potato (from an old cartoon show).

{to a potato}: your such a potato coach

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social coach

attractive female companion who parents pay money to help their son with special needs, especially Autism/Asperger's Syndrome learn social skills, especially dealing with other attractive women and to take him out to various events/activities in the community

I'm a 19 year-old male with Asperger's Syndrome, a mild form of Autism. I think it's good for males with Autism/Asperger's Syndrome to have a social coach.

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Text Coach

A person who helps you text back a girl who you really like but you dont know what to say.

it sucks when i want to keep texting her but i dont know what to say. i need my text coach

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keyboard coach

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.

Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete

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coach purse

where the good shit at

where the fuck the coach purse at i needa buzz

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softball coach

A discreet way to tell someone to wipe the lip crud from the corners of their mouth.

"Yo Frank... you got softball coach" OR just say "Softball Coach" while using the hand hand motion to wipe their crud off

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