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A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
Person with a giant nose and has sex with chicks named Amber cause he cant get any from Brittany
Dude, have you had sex with Brittany yet? nah dude but i did "Thomas" Amber
A bottom feeding douche bag with a self esteem so low that this person must constantly degrade other people just to feel good about themselves. All of the bravado and big talking in the world cannot make up for how small the penis is on one of these people.
Girl A: God i wish that guy over there would stop messing with my boyfriend.
Girl B: Dont worry, he's just the neighborhood Thomas.
The grossest smelliest man alive who has an odor of mayo with a very small microscopic penis. Girls run away when seeing this hunk of shit. Typically snitches on parties when not invited, which is all the time, typically has very few friends, and a lot of chest hair on that big tummy
Wow look at that disgusting piece of shit, wow must be a Thomas
Typically some on with no pubes and a tiny willy. They can also have huge foreheads to which you could build runways on.
Why u thomas. U mad a demechie
1. The name of a guy.
2. Wearing pants so tight that you can see the outlines of one's penis.
1. "I'm hanging out with Thomas later tonight."
2. "That dude was totally pulliing a Thomas at school today. I wonder if he has a girlfriend.."