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The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 23, 2023


Tijuana handoff

Two guys put their weiners in each other’s hands. Whoever gets hard first is gay.

“Brett called Todd gay, so they settled it once and for all with a Tijuana Handoff

by Yodes July 19, 2023


tijuana fire drill

When you go down on someone after eating hot wings.

She was going down on me and it started heating up down there. We just went to Wings n Things so it was a Tijuana Fire Drill.

by Chols June 23, 2017


Tijuana Brown Trout

Turds that wash up on San Diego County beaches when ever it rains and the Tijuana sewage treatment plant fails.

It rained today so Tijuana Brown Trout will be on the beaches

by Monkey's Grandpa September 12, 2022


Tijuana Transfer

A prank involving the act of taking apart something large and putting it back together in an indoor environment, like someone's living room. The object is too big to fit through a door to the outside when completed. Mostly done with some kind of vehicle.

My friend's mother complained that the ATV project was to big for her yard. So we Tijuana Transferred it into her living room, while she was on a business trip.

by Kamarov1911 December 23, 2012


Tijuana Toothpick

When they ride reverse cowboy after coating your dick in taco seasoning.

That room never smelled the same after I gave her a Tijuana Toothpick.

by Logicalnoise January 19, 2023